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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:25

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
What are scads fish? What types are there?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How can I remove decimals in math?
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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Thumbs down again.
Still no good
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Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to